Chinese-Russian Fusion Recipe

So, here I am, sitting my desk and typing merrily away on my computer’s keyboard.  It is just going on 6:30am, and I already experienced many joys of First and foremost is the backyard neighbor’s “elephant rooster” up the household at 5am.  I call it “elephant rooster” as it trumpets like one from around 5am, sometimes even and continues throughout the day.  I not understand rooster language, but obviously this one has much to inform neighborhood Letting out the dogs to their morning absolutions, I prepare the food for the indoor pets, as well the outdoor kitty family.  The are already up, jumping and playing, while Mama Callie looks on with eyes.  Putting down their food…